The Day I Fell on the Ballet Teacher

Lisa Newport

Published on: 02/09/2026

A gym session took me back to being nine years old, falling on my ballet teacher and the tiny moments that shaped how I saw my body, confidence and identity for years afterwards.

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Why Rosé Is an Afternoon Drink

Lisa Newport

Published on: 22/07/2026

Forty years of friendship, afternoon rosé, drag karaoke and a hangover collide with the realities of life in your sixties, proving that aching joints and getting older don't mean you have to stop having ridiculous amounts of fun.

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