The Day I Fell on the Ballet Teacher

The Day I Fell on the Ballet Teacher

The Day I Fell on the Ballet TeacherLisa Newport
Published on: 02/09/2026

A gym session took me back to being nine years old, falling on my ballet teacher and the tiny moments that shaped how I saw my body, confidence and identity for years afterwards.

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Maybe “I Can’t Be Arsed” Is Useful Information

Maybe “I Can’t Be Arsed” Is Useful Information

Maybe “I Can’t Be Arsed” Is Useful InformationLisa Newport
Published on: 26/08/2026

What if “I can’t be arsed” isn’t laziness but useful information? A Thought Thread about effort, reward, energy and getting more discerning about what deserves yours.

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What If The Should Was Right?

What If The Should Was Right?

What If The Should Was Right?Lisa Newport
Published on: 19/08/2026

What happens when you know something isn’t for you, but start questioning yourself when results don’t come quickly enough? A very ordinary week of networking, old shoulds and practising Big Unsausaging Energy.

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Seven Yeses and the Sausage Machine

Seven Yeses and the Sausage Machine

Seven Yeses and the Sausage MachineLisa Newport
Published on: 11/08/2026

A week of wondering whether I should be doing MORE, while almost missing the signs that Funky Diva Vibes is already making an impact. Sometimes the evidence that something is working doesn’t show up on a spreadsheet.

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