Stop making do. Start choosing you.
You don't lose yourself overnight
It's much quieter than that.
It happens in tiny moments.
When you wear the outfit that feels "acceptable" instead of the one that makes you stand a little taller.
When you bite your tongue because it's easier than rocking the boat.
When you say "I'll do it later."
When you convince yourself everyone else's needs come first.
When you become so busy keeping everyone else happy that you barely notice you've disappeared from your own life.
Little by little, you become a slightly smaller version of yourself.
That's what I call being squished in the Sausage Machine.
The Funky Diva Vibes® Card Decks are here to help you ‘unsausage’ yourself.
You don't lose yourself overnight
It's much quieter than that.
It happens in tiny moments.
When you wear the outfit that feels "acceptable" instead of the one that makes you stand a little taller.
When you bite your tongue because it's easier than rocking the boat.
When you say "I'll do it later."
When you convince yourself everyone else's needs come first.
When you become so busy keeping everyone else happy that you barely notice you've disappeared from your own life.
Little by little, you become a slightly smaller version of yourself.
That's what I call being squished in the Sausage Machine.
The Funky Diva Vibes® Card Decks are here to help you ‘unsausage’ yourself.
The daily practice of Unsausaging
Unsausaging is about returning to yourself.
Every card helps you move through three simple stages.
The hardest part isn't changing. It's noticing the habits that no longer serve you. The stories you've inherited and the compromises you've normalised. The places where you've quietly started shrinking.
This is where change begins.
Once you've spotted the squish, you get to choose something different.
Maybe it's saying no or wearing the leopard print. It might be asking for help or booking the thing. Maybe it's simply giving yourself permission to take up a bit more space today than you did yesterday. It can be one tiny act of self-honouring.
This is where the magic happens.
Not because you've become somebody new but because you've remembered who you were all along.
- One conversation.
- One outfit.
- One boundary.
- One decision at a time.
That's how Funky Diva energy is built.
These cards are a conversation with yourself
Some cards will make you laugh.
Some will challenge you.
Some will feel like they've caught you in the act
Some will become the words you didn't realise you needed to hear that day.
They're designed to interrupt autopilot and reconnect you with your own voice. Because you already know more than you think you do. Sometimes you just need reminding.
Perfect if:
You've spent years putting everyone else first.
You've forgotten what lights you up.
You're tired of making do.
You're craving more confidence, joy and self-expression.
You're ready to stop apologising for taking up space.
You want to make choices that actually feel like you.
Ways to use your deck
Pull a card with your morning coffee.
Choose one before you get dressed.
Keep one on your desk.
Leave one by your bed.
Take one to work.
Journal about it.
Talk about it with a friend.
Carry one in your handbag.
Or simply pull a card whenever life is just lifeing.
Ways to use your deck
Pull a card with your morning coffee.
Choose one before you get dressed.
Keep one on your desk.
Leave one by your bed.
Take one to work.
Journal about it.
Talk about it with a friend.
Carry one in your handbag.
Or simply pull a card whenever life is just lifeing.
There are no rules.
Just opportunities to reconnect with yourself.
Created by Lisa Newport
The Funky Diva Vibes® Card Decks sit at the heart of the Funky Diva movement.
A movement for women who are done with shrinking.
Done with making do.
Done with waiting for permission.
Women who are ready to reconnect with who they are and express it unapologetically.
Not through perfection.
Through intentional choices made every single day.
Created by Lisa Newport
The Funky Diva Vibes® Card Decks sit at the heart of the Funky Diva movement.
A movement for women who are done with shrinking.
Done with making do.
Done with waiting for permission.
Women who are ready to reconnect with who they are and express it unapologetically.
Not through perfection.
Through intentional choices made every single day.
It's hundreds of tiny moments.
One card. One choice. One act of Unsausaging at a time.
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Plus £3.95 postage and packaging
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Plus £3.95 postage and packaging
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